travail en cours

My laptop is infested. INFESTED! Not with the kind of bugs that plague computers running Windows Vista but real, live ants.

Rewind to several days ago…

The discovery of some syrupy coagulated substance jamming the top right-hand-side of my spacebar, evidenced in this IM - 

11 Jul 22:02 

 me: Iboughta bigfatfreshpecorino  what happened to my spacebar? 

R: lol 

me: shit  there’s food stuck in my space bar

22:03 

R: how was the rest of your Friday evening? 

me: okay  I w22:04 this spacebar jam is outofcontrol  went home after dins and avoided all RBTs

Which is thought to have been resolved in this IM - 

after work?

23:05 

me:hey waitup I haveto go prysome stickyshitoffmykeyboard 

s: ?  so are you free for tomorrow?

23:09 

me: argh!  that’s betterI think it was dulce de lecheor some kind of caramel

23:10 

s: gross

And returning to today - 

R: the monkey

15:58 me: AHHHHHH! 

R: ?  how was this confusing?

15:59 

me: remember when my spacebar was stuck with sticky food?  my keyboard is infested with ANTS!  ANTS! 

R: argh 

me: crawling out of my keyboard like some sci-fi/horror movie plague 

R: lol 

me: ugh 

R: oh16:00 so the “AHHHHH” was horror at ants, not light-bulb appearing over your head me: don’t get those light bulb moments much  they would be more like an  Ah-Hah!

19 minutes

16:20 

R: you still haven’t explained the monkey 

me: who couldn’t love a monkey?