travail en cours

• This ship has sailed.
• Forget about us, you need to fix yourself!
• We can’t go on like this.
• I know that you don’t love me anymore.
• I take back everything I said, please delete my emails (Facebook message).
• This is just no fun.
• I’ve got therapy but there’s no cure for being a deadset arsehole.
• NEVER CALL ME AGAIN. (SMS)
• I hope the memory of her wonderfulness keeps you warm at night.
• Stay the F**K away from me! (SMS)
• I wish you the best.
• We have fundamentally different values.
• But my mum really likes you! (IM)
• You’re okay for a dumper (Google chat).
• Since you haven’t called or returned any of my emails, I don’t think you have the requisite amount of affection to want to be with me (email).
• It’s been nice knowing you (with handshake).
• It feels bad now, but you’ll feel better tomorrow.
• I’m not in love with someone else. I’m not in love with you.
• Is this because I don’t have a job?
• You deserve to be happy.
• Can I get my stuff please?
• I can’t give you what you need.
• There’s someone out there for you.
• But I love you!

What are some of your favourites?