parting lines compilation

This ship has sailed.
Forget about us, you need to fix yourself!
We can’t go on like this.
I know that you don’t love me anymore.
I take back everything I said, please delete my emails (Facebook message).
This is just no fun.
I’ve got therapy but there’s no cure for being a deadset arsehole.
NEVER CALL ME AGAIN. (SMS)
I hope the memory of her wonderfulness keeps you warm at night.
Stay the F**K away from me! (SMS)
I wish you the best.
We have fundamentally different values.
But my mum really likes you! (IM)
You’re okay for a dumper (Google chat).
Since you haven’t called or returned any of my emails, I don’t think you have the requisite amount of affection to want to be with me (email).
It’s been nice knowing you (with handshake).
It feels bad now, but you’ll feel better tomorrow.
I’m not in love with someone else. I’m not in love with you.
Is this because I don’t have a job?
You deserve to be happy.
Can I get my stuff please?
I can’t give you what you need.
There’s someone out there for you.
But I love you!

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