May 2012
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 19th
May 19th
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May 19th
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WatchWatch
Sydney Film Festival
May 18th
May 15th
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May 12th
April 2012
4 posts
“And I would say I love you, but saying it out loud is hard, so I won’t say it at...”
– Sufjan Stevens (via victimize)
Apr 30th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 8th
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best & worst
The high point of my evening is finding a Guzman y Gomez loyalty card with 10 stamps entitling me to a free burrito. The low point is deciding to drink a warm Tsingtao for dinner instead. ¡Adios!
Apr 4th
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thematic apperception test 1
So this is the late night this is finish it if you got woken up after three ways we can just keep having feasible how because I’m so totally and absolutely three geeky but when I woke up hippies have any because pizza half an hour I don’t know what happened. I think in fact what happened is that I will come up as another person I looked in the room is a cool place that was completely...
Apr 4th
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March 2012
1 post
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Mar 19th
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February 2012
2 posts
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
January 2012
1 post
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Jan 4th
December 2011
2 posts
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Dec 23rd
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Hommage à la Vie
C’est beau d’avoir élu Domicile vivant Et de loger le temps Dans un coeur continu, Et d’avoir vu ses mains Se poser sur le monde Comme sur une pomme Dans un petit jardin, D’avoir aimé la terre, La lune et le soleil, Comme des familiers Qui n’ont pas leurs pareils, Et d’avoir confié Le monde à sa mémoire Comme un clair cavalier A sa monture noire, D’avoir...
Dec 9th
November 2011
5 posts
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Cleckley's Criteria
Do the test today! Superficial charm and good intelligence? Absence of delusions (and other signs of irrational thinking)? Absence of nervousness or psychoneurotic manifestations? Unreliable? Untruthful and insincere? Lack of remorse and shame? Inadequately motivated antisocial behaviour? Poor judgment and failure to learn by experience? Pathologic egocentricity and incapacity for love? ...
Nov 20th
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Nov 15th
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“Wha-happened?”
– Do smart people ever get tired of always knowing everything? Because I sure-as-hell am sick of getting it wrong.  If ignorance requires no effort, how is it that I’m so tired of being stupid!?
Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
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the night before...
… my Statistics exam and I have come up with some final notes -  I can’t remember things that aren’t personally meaningful (i.e. the stuff I don’t get). I don’t get statistics. Therefore, I will not be able to rote learn Advanced Statistics in a one-night-cramming session. If I am to undertake this exam I cannot be sober. If I am not sober I am either drunk or...
Nov 13th
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October 2011
4 posts
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
469 notes
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“I don’t mind being used as ammunition. I just don’t want to come up...”
Oct 28th
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underwhelmed and underfed
Well, that rounds up the Festival of Mildly Provocative Ideas. Watching Zizek speak between a sword-swallower and some witless bogan-bashing was a kind of perverse and degrading (i.e. entertaining) display of his brilliance and orginality. Amid the dreary debate and the un-illuminating moral instruction of Saffran Foer, highlights were the awkward confrontation of our cultural elitism by Ronson...
Oct 2nd
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September 2011
2 posts
MacFunny
For those who know me will know that I have a fondness for fast-food and it doesn’t get any faster than a pre-7-am-flight-out-of-Sydney-Domestic MacDonalds fry-up. Confronted with the bewildering number of ‘combination options’ (essentially 3-5 menu items packaged in ‘meals’) I asked for the -   “McCafe McValue McMeal? There’s too many Macs in that...
Sep 18th
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Life Satisfaction
SWLS Más abajo hay cinco afirmaciones con las que usted puede estar de acuerdo o en desacuerdo.  Utilizando la siguiente escala de 1 a 7, indique su acuerdo con cada una poniendo el número apropiado en la línea anterior al número de cada afirmación.  Por favor, responda a las preguntas abierta y sinceramente. 7 – Completamente de acuerdo 6 – De acuerdo 5 – Más bien de acuerdo 4 – Ni de acuerdo ni...
Sep 16th
August 2011
2 posts
Aug 28th
“mea culpa frater, mea culpa”
Aug 10th
July 2011
13 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Jul 26th
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Jul 26th
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"How long will I live?" or "When will I die?" →
Risk Adjusted Life Expectancy Please note that the life expectancy adjustment is an estimate only and provided without confidence intervals. The effects are also univariate and the interactions between the factors are not taken into account. Base Life Expectancy: 82.39 years Risk Factor Adjustment: 5.4 years Risk Adjusted Life Expectancy: 87.79 years 1st or 2nd degree relative who died of ...
Jul 25th
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ants in your pants
My laptop is infested. INFESTED! Not with the kind of bugs that plague computers running Windows Vista but real, live ants. Rewind to several days ago… The discovery of some syrupy coagulated substance jamming the top right-hand-side of my spacebar, evidenced in this IM -    11 Jul 22:02   me: Iboughta bigfatfreshpecorino  what happened to my spacebar?  R: lol  me:...
Jul 25th
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treasure trove found in the trash-can
Why did I tell Gmail to direct Fairfax updates straight into the Spam-can? Only now do I realise it’s 3 weeks to the City-to-Surf. I lost track of time (as per usual), so now I really have to start making a last minute effort to get ready. Things to do : Look up the course, start times and areas. Update Nike Running App on the iPhone. The whole thing has been buggy as hell. Go...
Jul 23rd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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parting lines compilation
This ship has sailed. Forget about us, you need to fix yourself! We can’t go on like this. I know that you don’t love me anymore. I take back everything I said, please delete my emails (Facebook message). This is just no fun. I’ve got therapy but there’s no cure for being a deadset arsehole. NEVER CALL ME AGAIN. (SMS) I hope the memory of her wonderfulness keeps...
Jul 12th
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for a good time...
Email me cause I gots no phone. I done left it somewhere again and forgot. They needs to make a Smart phone for the stupidest people. This is discriminations.
Jul 10th
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Jul 3rd
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June 2011
24 posts
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 27th